HUSBAND DOWN

EDDIE AND HIS WIFE JUNE ARE SHOPPING

IN THEIR LOCAL SUPERMARKET. 

THE HUSBAND PICKS UP A CASE OF

HEINEKEN AND PUTS IT IN THEIR CART.

'WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?' ASKS JUNE. 

'THEY'RE ON SALE, ONLY £10 FOR

24 CANS EDDIE REPLIES. 

'PUT THEM BACK, WE CAN'T AFFORD THEM'

DEMANDS THE WIFE, AND SO THEY CARRY

ON SHOPPING.

A FEW AISLES FURTHER ON ALONG

JUNE PICKS UP A £20 JAR OF FACE CREAM

AND PUTS IT IN THE BASKET.

'WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?'

ASKS EDDIE. 

'IT'S MY FACE CREAM.

IT MAKES ME LOOK BEAUTIFUL,'

REPLIES THE WIFE.

HER HUSBAND RETORTS:

'SO DOES 24 CANS OF HEINEKEN AND

IT'S HALF THE PRICE.'

EDDIE NEVER KNEW WHAT HIT HIM.

THE NEXT THING HE HEARD ON THE

SUPERMARKET PA SYSTEM WAS:

'CLEANUP ON AISLE 19,

WE HAVE A HUSBAND DOWN.'