BIG FRANK
Added on: 5th Feb 2015
Big Frank was having his hair styled
at the hairdresser's when a lorry
smashed into a car, outside.
Draped in a cape, his hair divided
with aluminium clips,
Frank, an ex-paratrooper corporal
raced out to the car and found the driver unhurt.
The lorry driver, however,
was slumped over the wheel,
unconscious. Big Frank lost no time
in applying his army acquired CPR techniques,
including mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
The lorry driver recovered consciousness
several times, but kept passing out again.
Soon the ambulance arrived with the
paramedics and took over, and Frank
returned to his barber's seat.
'I just don't understand why
he kept passing out,'
he said to the hairdresser.
'I did everything they taught me.'
'Well, put yourself in the lorry driver's place,
'said the hairdresser.
'He's driving down the street
without a care in the world.
The next thing he knows,
he's waking up to see some big guy
in a green cape with a head full of
wires pounding on his chest and kissing him.
You'd pass out too'
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