DOREEN TACKLES FOUR LADS
Added on: 8th Feb 2015
Doreen, aged 79, finished all the shopping on her
weekly list at Walmart supermarket.
She walked determinedly towards her car which
she had left in the car park.
There she saw four youths about to drive away in her car.
Doreen became agitated and dropping her shopping to
the ground, she drew a handgun from her bag and
screamed as loud as her lungs would allow at the
four miscreants, 'I have a gun and I know how to use it.
Get out of the car you horrible little men.'
The four lads didn't wait around for a second
invitation but got out and ran helter-skelter as far away
as they could, whereupon Doreen, somewhat shaken,
proceeded to load her shopping bags into the
back of the car and get into the driver's seat.
As hard as Doreen tried she could not get
her key into the ignition.
Then it began to dawn on her why.
She came across her own car a few
moments later in another row nearby.
Putting her bags now, into her own car,
she drove hesitantly to the nearest Police Station.
As Doreen was recounting the tale to the
Duty Sergeant she wondered why he
kept giggling and smiling.
Eventually he pointed to the end of the
counter where dear old dizzy Doreen saw
four young lads, faces extremely pale,
who were describing how a little old lady,
some 5 foot tall, wearing glasses and with grey hair
had stolen their car by waving a gun at them.
Doreen was not charged with anything.