SHOWN UP IN THE SUPERMARKET
Added on: 24th Feb 2015
DYLAN IS IN A QUEUE AT THE SUPERMARKET
WHEN HE NOTICES THAT THE RATHER
DISHY BLONDE BEHIND HIM HAS
JUST RAISED HER HAND AND
IS GIVING HIM A BIG 'HELLO'.
HE IS RATHER TAKEN ABACK THAT
SUCH A LOOKER WOULD BE WAVING TO HIM,
AND ALTHOUGH HER FACE IS VAGUELY FAMILIAR,
DYLAN CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE
MIGHT KNOW HER FROM,
SO HE SAYS, 'SORRY, DO YOU KNOW ME?'
SHE REPLIES, 'I MAY BE MISTAKEN,
BUT I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE
THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY CHILDREN'
DYLAN'S MIND SHOOTS BACK TO THE
ONE AND ONLY TIME HE HAS BEEN UNFAITHFUL,
'BLIMEY!' HE SAYS,
'DID WE MEET ON FRANK'S STAG DO IN NEWPORT?
DYLAN CONTINUED,
'WHEN I WAS RELEASED FROM THE
POLICE STATION AND GOT BACK TO
THE HOTEL ROOM, YOU HAD GONE.'
NO, 'SHE REPLIES,
'I'M YOUR SON'S ENGLISH TEACHER'.
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