THE BULL STORY

JENNY THE FARMER'S WIFE LOOKS OUT OF HER WINDOW. 

WHAT DOES SHE SEE BUT A BULL IN A FIELD

CAUGHT HIS HEAD IN BETWEEN THE BARS OF A FEEDER.

JENNY CALLS THE FIRE BRIGADE. 

THEIR SIREN ONLY MAKES THE BULL MORE AGITATED. 

WHEN THEY APPRAISE THE SITUATION THEY

REALISE THEY ARE NOT EQUIPPED TO DEAL WITH CATTLE,

SO THEY PHONE FOR THE RSPCA

INSPECTOR TO HELP FREE THE ANIMAL.

SIX HEFTY FIREMEN AND THE INSPECTOR

PUSH AND PULL THE BEAST AND EVENTUALLY

THEY WRESTLE ITS HEAD FROM BETWEEN THE BARS.

THE BULL WAS, BY NOW, VERY ANGRY AND

TURNED SNORTING AT THE MEN AND

BEGAN TO ATTACK THEM. 

FEARING FOR THEIR LIFE,

THEY HIDE IN THE ANIMAL FEEDER.  

WHEREUPON THE FARMER'S WIFE BURST

INTO TEARS OF JOY FOLLOWED BY TEARS OF LAUGHTER.

JENNY WAS NOW ABLE TO RESCUE THE RESCUERS. 

ALL SHE DID WAS GET THE BULL'S OLD MILK BOTTLE,

HALF FILL IT WITH MILK, PUT ON THE TEAT

AND USE IT TO LEAD THE BULL FROM THE ANIMAL

FEEDER INTO THE FARMYARD AND CLOSE THE GATE.