HUSBAND FILES MISSING PERSON REPORT

GILBERT PARSONS WENT TO THE POLICE STATION

TO FILE A "MISSING PERSON" REPORT FOR

HIS MISSING WIFE, THIS IS A TRUE TRANSCRIPT OF

HIS CONVERSATION WITH THE POLICE OFFICER.

HUSBAND: I LOST MY WIFE GALE,

SHE WENT SHOPPING AT MACY'S

AND HASN'T COME BACK YET.

OFFICER: HOW TALL IS SHE?

HUSBAND: I NEVER CHECKED.

OFFICER: SLIM OR HEALTHY?

HUSBAND: NOT SLIM, CAN BE HEALTHY.

OFFICER: WHAT COLOUR ARE GALE'S EYES?

HUSBAND: NEVER NOTICED.

OFFICER: COLOUR OF HER HAIR?

HUSBAND: THAT CHANGES ACCORDING TO SEASON.

OFFICER: WHAT WAS SHE WEARING?

HUSBAND: NOT SURE WHETHER IT WAS A DRESS OR A SUIT.

OFFICER: WAS SHE DRIVING?

HUSBAND: YES.

OFFICER: COLOUR OF THE CAR? . . . . .

HUSBAND: SILVER FORD FOCUS ZETEC 1.6 ENGINE,

AUTOMATIC DRIVE, 2013 PLATE. 

SCRATCH ON THE OFFSIDE DRIVER'S PANEL,

CRACK IN THE FRONT HEADLIGHT ....... AND THEN

THE HUSBAND STARTED CRYING .....

OFFICER: DON'T WORRY SIR ... WE WILL FIND YOUR CAR.