HOW TO DECREASE YOUR LIFE EXPECTANCY AND DIE YOUNG
Added on: 2nd Mar 2015
SMOKE A LOT
This one’s a classic. With over 4,000 chemicals all teaming up to give
you every form of cancer imaginable you’re taking at least
10 years off your life.
EAT LOTS OF HAMBURGERS
And preferably have them raw. There’s nothing like a solid influx of
cholesterol and saturated fat to clog your veins.
SIT FOR MORE THAN 11 HOURS EVERY DAY
By doing this you are actually increasing your chance of dying in the
next three years by over 40 percent.
GO BASE JUMPING ON WEEKENDS
If you thought skydiving was dangerous then you’re still a rookie at this.
BASE jumping has a fatality rate over 43 times higher.
DON'T EAT BROCCOLI
Or any vegetable for that matter. They are full of vitamins and other
good things that might counteract some of the destructive efforts
we’ve already implemented.
WRESTLE A POLAR BEAR
We don’t have any statistics on this one but we’re pretty sure it
can’t be good for you.
PIG OUT ON SUGAR
Besides going blind, having your arms and feet amputated, and
getting all the blood in your body run through a filter three times a
week diabetes can shave nearly 15 years off your life.
VISIT YAKUTSK, RUSSIA IN WINTER WITH NOTHING BUT
A WINDBREAKER AND FLIP FLOPS
It’s the coldest city on Earth with a population of over 100,000 people.
Temperatures can reach -60 degrees Celsius (-80 degrees Fahrenheit).
RUN WITH THE BULLS
Angry animals with horns chasing you down narrow streets sounds
like a death wish to us.