HOW TO DECREASE YOUR LIFE EXPECTANCY AND DIE YOUNG

SMOKE A LOT

This one’s a classic. With over 4,000 chemicals all teaming up to give

you every form of cancer imaginable you’re taking at least

10 years off your life.

EAT LOTS OF HAMBURGERS

And preferably have them raw. There’s nothing like a solid influx of

cholesterol and saturated fat to clog your veins.

SIT FOR MORE THAN 11 HOURS EVERY DAY

By doing this you are actually increasing your chance of dying in the

next three years by over 40 percent.

GO BASE JUMPING ON WEEKENDS

If you thought skydiving was dangerous then you’re still a rookie at this.

BASE jumping has a fatality rate over 43 times higher.

DON'T EAT BROCCOLI

Or any vegetable for that matter. They are full of vitamins and other

good things that might counteract some of the destructive efforts

we’ve already implemented.

WRESTLE A POLAR BEAR

We don’t have any statistics on this one but we’re pretty sure it

can’t be good for you.

PIG OUT ON SUGAR

Besides going blind, having your arms and feet amputated, and

getting all the blood in your body run through a filter three times a

week diabetes can shave nearly 15 years off your life.

VISIT YAKUTSK, RUSSIA IN WINTER WITH NOTHING BUT

A WINDBREAKER AND FLIP FLOPS

It’s the coldest city on Earth with a population of over 100,000 people.

Temperatures can reach -60 degrees Celsius (-80 degrees Fahrenheit).

RUN WITH THE BULLS

Angry animals with horns chasing you down narrow streets sounds

like a death wish to us.