IRIS AGED 67

As told by Iris aged 67

“I FEEL LIKE MY BODY HAS GOTTEN

TOTALLY OUT OF SHAPE,

SO I GOT MY DOCTOR'S PERMISSION

TO JOIN A FITNESS CLUB

AND START EXERCISING.

I DECIDED TO TAKE AN AEROBICS

CLASS FOR PENSIONERS [SENIORS].

I BENT, TWISTED, GYRATED,

JUMPED UP AND DOWN

AND PERSPIRED FOR AN HOUR.

BUT, BY THE TIME I

GOT MY LEOTARD ON,

THE CLASS WAS OVER.”