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CARE FOR YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW

Added on: 9th Mar 2015

 

A MAN, HIS WIFE AND HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW

 

WENT ON VACATION TO THE HOLY LAND.

 

WHILE THEY WERE THERE,

 

THE MOTHER-IN-LAW PASSED AWAY.

 

THE UNDERTAKER TOLD THEM,

 

“YOU CAN HAVE HER SHIPPED HOME FOR £5,000,

 

OR YOU CAN BURY HER HERE IN

 

THE HOLY LAND FOR £150.”

 

THE MAN THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND

 

TOLD HIM HE WOULD JUST

 

HAVE HER SHIPPED HOME.

 

THE UNDERTAKER ASKED,

 

“WHY WOULD YOU SPEND £5,000 TO SHIP

 

YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW HOME,

 

WHEN IT WOULD BE WONDERFUL

 

TO HAVE HER BURIED HERE AND

 

SPEND ONLY £150?”

 

THE MAN REPLIED,

 

“A MAN DIED HERE 2,000 YEARS AGO,

 

WAS BURIED HERE

 

AND THREE DAYS LATER

 

HE ROSE FROM THE DEAD.

 

I JUST CAN'T TAKE THAT CHANCE.”

 

 skeleton in a coffin  animation

 

 


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