SO MUCH FOR A DOG BEING MAN'S BEST FRIEND
Added on: 10th Mar 2015
IRIS, MY SISTER-IN-LAW,
IS A LONG DISTANCE LORRY DRIVER.
SHE DECIDED TO GET A DOG FOR
PROTECTION FOR THE LONG DAYS AND NIGHTS
THAT SHE WAS AWAY FROM HOME.
AS SHE STUDIED A LIKELY CANDIDATE,
THE BREEDER TOLD HER,
“I MUST WARN YOU THAT
HE DOESN'T LIKE MEN.”
PERFECT, IRIS THOUGHT AND
PROMPTLY BOUGHT THE DOG.
SOME TIME LATER AS SHE WAS
LEAVING A TRANSPORT CAFÉ,
TWO MEN APPROACHED HER,
IN THE CAR PARK,
AND IRIS WATCHED TO SEE HOW
HER NEW “BODYGUARD” WOULD REACT.
IT SOON BECAME CLEAR THAT THE
BREEDER HADN'T BEEN JOKING,
BECAUSE AS THE MEN GOT CLOSER,
THE DOG RAN UNDER THE NEAREST CAR AND HID.
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