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MALE ORDER

Added on: 13th Mar 2015

 

TWO IRISH MEN,

 

KEARNEY AND O'RIORDAN

 

WERE LOOKING AT A MAIL ORDER

 

CATALOGUE AND ADMIRING THE MODELS.

 

KEARNEY REMARKS TO O'RIORDAN,

 

“HAVE YOU SEEN THE BEAUTIFUL

 

GIRLS IN THIS CATALOGUE?”

 

O'RIORDAN REPLIES,

 

“YES, THEY ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL.

 

AND LOOK AT THE PRICE.”

KEARNEY SAYS, WITH WIDE EYES,

 

“WOW, THEY AREN'T VERY EXPENSIVE.

 

AT THIS PRICE, I'M BUYING ONE.”

 

O'RIORDAN, SMILES AND PATS HIM ON THE BACK.

 

“GOOD IDEA. ORDER ONE AND IF SHE'S

 

AS BEAUTIFUL AS SHE IS IN THE CATALOGUE,

 

I WILL GET ONE TOO.”

 

THREE WEEKS LATER, O'RIORDAN,

 

ASKS HIS FRIEND, KEARNEY,

 

“DID YOU EVER RECEIVE THE GIRL

 

YOU ORDERED FROM THAT CATALOGUE?”

 

KEARNEY REPLIES WITH A GLINT IN HIS EYE,

 

“NO, BUT IT SHOULDN'T BE LONG NOW.

 

SHE SENT ALL HER CLOTHES YESTERDAY.”

 

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