DO NOT MESS WITH THE ELDERLY
Added on: 14th Mar 2015
DORIS MASON, A LITTLE OLD LADY
LIVING IN CHELTENHAM,
ANSWERED A KNOCK ON THE DOOR ONE DAY,
TO BE CONFRONTED BY A WELL-DRESSED
YOUNG MAN CARRYING A VACUUM CLEANER.
“GOOD MORNING, MA'AM,”
SAID THE YOUNG MAN.
“IF I COULD TAKE A COUPLE MINUTES OF YOUR TIME,
I WOULD LIKE TO DEMONSTRATE THE
VERY LATEST IN VACUUM CLEANERS.”
“GO AWAY!” SAID DORIS BRUSQUELY.
“I'M BROKE AND HAVEN'T GOT ANY MONEY FOR
NEW FANGLED CONTRAPTIONS,”
AND SHE PROCEEDED TO CLOSE THE DOOR.
QUICK AS A FLASH, THE YOUNG MAN WEDGED
HIS FOOT IN THE DOOR AND PUSHED IT
WIDE OPEN. “DON'T BE TOO HASTY,”
HE COMMANDED. “NOT UNTIL YOU HAVE AT
LEAST SEEN MY DEMONSTRATION.”
AND WITH THAT, HE EMPTIED A BUCKET OF
HORSE MANURE ONTO HER DINING ROOM CARPET.
“NOW, IF THIS VACUUM CLEANER DOES
NOT REMOVE ALL TRACES OF THIS HORSE
MANURE FROM YOUR CARPET,
MADAM, I WILL PERSONALLY EAT THE REMAINDER.”
DORIS STEPPED BACK AND SAID WITH A SMILE,
“WELL LET ME GET YOU A SPOON,
YOUNG MAN BECAUSE SOUTHERN ELECTRIC
CUT OFF MY POWER THIS MORNING.”
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