DUMB ROBBERS, THIEVES AND DELINQUENTS

SHOP WITH A COP

Timothy Clark thought that the “Shop with a Cop” charity event was

the perfect time for him to steal some items from Walmart. Apparently

he didn’t realize that the store was filled with cops who were also

closely monitoring the surveillance cameras.

Clark was caught on the spot.

SOME VERY POOR AD PLACEMENT

Anamicka Dave was looking for a drug dealer so she posted an

advertisement in Craiglist saying that she wanted some marijuana.

The police saw her ad and arranged to meet with her through an

undercover agent. Dave showed up and was immediately arrested.

QUICK, WHAT'S THE NUMBER FOR 911?

Willie Avery ordered some marijuana from a dealer for $10.

When the marijuana dealer never returned, Avery decided to call

911 for help. The rest of the story is self-explanatory.

IT'S MANUALLY COMPLICATED

Roy and Jessica Fritts had to get to Nevada and the best way to do

that according to them was to hitchhike, kill the driver, and steal a car.

The only problem was that the car was stick shift and they didn’t know

how to drive stick shift.

FITNESS FIRST

Not only is staying fit good for your body, it also ensures that you

won’t get stuck in the opening you busted through to rob that store.

At least that’s what an English fellow by the name of Webster

discovered recently.

AN UNPLEASANT SURPRISE

A group of teenagers broke into a house and stole the cremated

bodies of a man and two dogs, thinking that those were narcotics.

They proceeded to snort the ashes, but much to their horror they

found out that that the ashes were not narcotics after hearing from

a news report that the cremated remains of a certain household

were stolen earlier that day.

SOME REALLY BAD TIMING

Virgine Ujlaky, a Hungarian fencing champion, was practicing fencing

for an upcoming competition when Pal Nagy climbed in through the

window of Ujlaky’s house to rob it. Ujlaky attacked him with a sword

and pointed its blade against his throat, asking him to call the police.

He did, and he was arrested 20 minutes later.

THE COURTHOUSE CARJACKING

A 37-year old man drove a stolen Lexus SUV to court on the day that

he was about to be convicted for an unrelated auto theft charge.

Make that two charges.

THE COFFIN BURGLAR

A burglar broke into an antique store in the middle of the night.

When the police arrived, they found the burglar lying inside a coffin

pretending to be dead.