DUMB ROBBERS, THIEVES AND DELINQUENTS
Added on: 26th Mar 2015
SHOP WITH A COP
Timothy Clark thought that the “Shop with a Cop” charity event was
the perfect time for him to steal some items from Walmart. Apparently
he didn’t realize that the store was filled with cops who were also
closely monitoring the surveillance cameras.
Clark was caught on the spot.
SOME VERY POOR AD PLACEMENT
Anamicka Dave was looking for a drug dealer so she posted an
advertisement in Craiglist saying that she wanted some marijuana.
The police saw her ad and arranged to meet with her through an
undercover agent. Dave showed up and was immediately arrested.
QUICK, WHAT'S THE NUMBER FOR 911?
Willie Avery ordered some marijuana from a dealer for $10.
When the marijuana dealer never returned, Avery decided to call
911 for help. The rest of the story is self-explanatory.
IT'S MANUALLY COMPLICATED
Roy and Jessica Fritts had to get to Nevada and the best way to do
that according to them was to hitchhike, kill the driver, and steal a car.
The only problem was that the car was stick shift and they didn’t know
how to drive stick shift.
Not only is staying fit good for your body, it also ensures that you
won’t get stuck in the opening you busted through to rob that store.
At least that’s what an English fellow by the name of Webster
AN UNPLEASANT SURPRISE
A group of teenagers broke into a house and stole the cremated
bodies of a man and two dogs, thinking that those were narcotics.
They proceeded to snort the ashes, but much to their horror they
found out that that the ashes were not narcotics after hearing from
a news report that the cremated remains of a certain household
were stolen earlier that day.
SOME REALLY BAD TIMING
Virgine Ujlaky, a Hungarian fencing champion, was practicing fencing
for an upcoming competition when Pal Nagy climbed in through the
window of Ujlaky’s house to rob it. Ujlaky attacked him with a sword
and pointed its blade against his throat, asking him to call the police.
He did, and he was arrested 20 minutes later.
THE COURTHOUSE CARJACKING
A 37-year old man drove a stolen Lexus SUV to court on the day that
he was about to be convicted for an unrelated auto theft charge.
Make that two charges.
THE COFFIN BURGLAR
A burglar broke into an antique store in the middle of the night.
When the police arrived, they found the burglar lying inside a coffin
pretending to be dead.