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GOOD FRIDAY JOKES - WORK OR PLAY

Added on: 3rd Apr 2015

 

A MAN WONDERS IF HAVING

 

SEX ON GOOD FRIDAY

 

IS A SIN BECAUSE HE IS NOT

 

SURE IF SEX IS WORK OR PLAY.

 

HE ASKS A PRIEST FOR HIS

 

OPINION ON THIS QUESTION.

 

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THE PRIEST SAYS AFTER CONSULTING THE BIBLE,

 

"MY SON, AFTER AN EXHAUSTIVE SEARCH I

 

AM POSITIVE SEX IS WORK AND IS NOT

 

PERMITTED ON GOOD FRIDAY."

 

THE MAN THINKS:

 

"WHAT DOES A PRIEST KNOW ABOUT SEX?"

 

HE GOES TO MINISTER...

 

A MARRIED MAN, EXPERIENCED…

 

FOR THE ANSWER.

 

HE QUERIES THE MINISTER AND

 

RECEIVES THE SAME REPLY.

 

 pope animation

 

SEX IS WORK AND NOT FOR GOOD FRIDAY!

 

NOT PLEASED WITH THE REPLY,

 

HE SEEKS OUT THE ULTIMATE AUTHORITY –

 

A MAN OF THOUSANDS OF YEAR'S TRADITION

 

AND KNOWLEDGE: A RABBI.

 

THE RABBI PONDERS THE QUESTION AND STATES,

 

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"MY SON, SEX IS DEFINITELY PLAY."

 

THE MAN REPLIES,

 

"RABBI, HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE

 

WHEN SO MANY OTHERS TELL ME SEX IS WORK?"

 

THE RABBI SOFTLY SPEAKS,

 

"IF SEX WERE WORK...

 

MY WIFE WOULD HAVE THE MAID DO IT." 

 


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