GOOD FRIDAY JOKES - WORK OR PLAY
Added on: 3rd Apr 2015
A MAN WONDERS IF HAVING
SEX ON GOOD FRIDAY
IS A SIN BECAUSE HE IS NOT
SURE IF SEX IS WORK OR PLAY.
HE ASKS A PRIEST FOR HIS
OPINION ON THIS QUESTION.
THE PRIEST SAYS AFTER CONSULTING THE BIBLE,
"MY SON, AFTER AN EXHAUSTIVE SEARCH I
AM POSITIVE SEX IS WORK AND IS NOT
PERMITTED ON GOOD FRIDAY."
THE MAN THINKS:
"WHAT DOES A PRIEST KNOW ABOUT SEX?"
HE GOES TO MINISTER...
A MARRIED MAN, EXPERIENCED…
FOR THE ANSWER.
HE QUERIES THE MINISTER AND
RECEIVES THE SAME REPLY.
SEX IS WORK AND NOT FOR GOOD FRIDAY!
NOT PLEASED WITH THE REPLY,
HE SEEKS OUT THE ULTIMATE AUTHORITY –
A MAN OF THOUSANDS OF YEAR'S TRADITION
AND KNOWLEDGE: A RABBI.
THE RABBI PONDERS THE QUESTION AND STATES,
"MY SON, SEX IS DEFINITELY PLAY."
THE MAN REPLIES,
"RABBI, HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE
WHEN SO MANY OTHERS TELL ME SEX IS WORK?"
THE RABBI SOFTLY SPEAKS,
"IF SEX WERE WORK...
MY WIFE WOULD HAVE THE MAID DO IT."
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