GOOD FRIDAY JOKES - GOOD FRIDAY VIGIL

A PARISHIONER WAS IN FRONT OF ME

COMING OUT OF CHURCH ONE DAY,

AND THE PREACHER WAS STANDING

AT THE DOOR AS HE ALWAYS IS

TO SHAKE HANDS.

HE GRABBED THE PARISHIONER BY THE

HAND AND PULLED HIM ASIDE.

THE PASTOR SAID TO HIM,

"YOU NEED TO JOIN THE ARMY OF THE LORD!"

THE PARISHIONER REPLIED,

"I'M ALREADY IN THE ARMY OF THE LORD, PASTOR."

PASTOR QUESTIONED,

"HOW COME I DON'T SEE YOU EXCEPT AT

CHRISTMAS AND GOOD FRIDAY?"

HE WHISPERED BACK,

"I'M IN THE SECRET SERVICE."