GOOD FRIDAY JOKES - RED LAMP

A LITTLE BOY WAS LISTENING TO A

LONG AND EXCESSIVELY BORING

LITURGY OF THE PASSION OF CHRIST IN

CHURCH ON GOOD FRIDAY.

SUDDENLY THE RED SANCTUARY

LAMP CAUGHT HIS EYE.

TUGGING HIS FATHER'S SLEEVE,

HE SAID,

"DADDY, WHEN THE LIGHT TURNS GREEN

CAN WE GO?"