CONFUSING SIGNS

I'm no zoology expert, but that doesn't look like any baboon

I've ever seen.

Are you self-closing, or am I supposed to keep you closed?

Here we have a sticker on a non-stick pan that refuses

to come off... of the non-stick pan.

What the heck does that mean? Can I park here or not?

 I'm not supposed to stick my face under the filthy tap of a

public bathroom to get a drink of water, or I am?

You might want to revise that statement

Sure, the road curves dramatically to the left, but you

go on ahead and bear left, why don't you. 

Are you sure about that?

Because this definitely looks like a door to me

Thank you, kind and generous sign