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TWO WOMEN TALKING IN HEAVEN

Added on: 18th Jun 2013

TWO WOMEN TALKING IN HEAVEN

 

1st Woman:  Hello!  My name is Maggie.
 
2nd Woman:  Hello!  I'm Sylvia.  How'd you die?
 
1st Woman:  I froze to death.
 
2nd Woman:  How awful!
 
1st Woman:  It wasn't so bad.  After I stopped shaking
from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy and finally died a peaceful death.  What about you?
 
2nd Woman:  I died of a massive heart attack I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.  But instead I found him all by himself in the house watching TV.
 
1st Woman:  So what happened?
 
2nd Woman:  I was so sure there was another woman somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.  I ran up into the attic and searched and then down into the cellar.  I went through each wardrobe and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 

 

1st Woman:  Too bad you didn't look in the freezer.
We'd both still be alive.


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