FUNNY DIRECTIONS ON PRODUCTS
Added on: 21st Apr 2015
ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
"YOU COULD BE A WINNER!
NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
"DETAILS INSIDE."
(THE SHOPLIFTER SPECIAL)
ON TESCO'S TIRAMISU DESSERT
(PRINTED ON BOTTOM):
"DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN."
(TOO LATE!)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:
"PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING."
(AS NIGHT FOLLOWS DAY)
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:
"DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY."
(BUT, WOULDN'T THIS SAVE ME MORE TIME?)
ON BOOT'S CHILDREN COUGH MEDICINE:
"DO NOT DRIVE A CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY
AFTER TAKING THIS MEDICATION."
(WE COULD DO A LOT TO REDUCE THE RATE OF
CONSTRUCTION ACCIDENTS IF WE COULD JUST
GET THOSE 5-YEAR-OLDS WITH HEAD-COLDS
OFF THOSE FORKLIFTS.)
ON NYTOL SLEEP AID:
"WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS."
(ONE WOULD HOPE.)
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS:
"WARNING: CONTAINS NUTS."
(I SHOULD HOPE SO)
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