LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN

THE TEACHER ASKED THE CLASS TO

USE THE WORD “FASCINATE” IN A SENTENCE.
 
MOLLY PUT UP HER HAND AND SAID,

“MY FAMILY WENT TO MY GRANDDAD'S FARM

AND WE ALL SAW HIS PET SHEEP.

IT WAS FASCINATING.”

THE TEACHER SAID,

“THAT WAS GOOD, BUT I WANTED YOU

TO USE THE WORD “FASCINATE”,

NOT FASCINATING”.

SALLY RAISED HER HAND. SHE SAID,

“MY FAMILY WENT TO SEE ROCK CITY

AND I WAS FASCINATED.”

THE TEACHER SAID,

“WELL, THAT WAS GOOD SALLY,

BUT I WANTED YOU TO USE THE WORD FASCINATE.”

LITTLE JOHNNY RAISED HIS HAND.

THE TEACHER HESITATED BECAUSE SHE

HAD BEEN BURNED BY LITTLE JOHNNY BEFORE.

SHE FINALLY DECIDED THERE WAS NO

WAY HE COULD DAMAGE THE WORD

“FASCINATE”, SO SHE CALLED ON HIM.

JOHNNY SAID,

“MY AUNT GINA HAS A SWEATER WITH

TEN BUTTONS, BUT HER TITS ARE SO BIG

SHE CAN ONLY FASTEN EIGHT.”

THE TEACHER SAT DOWN AND CRIED.