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THE HALF WIT

Added on: 2nd May 2015

 

A man owned a small ranch near Sheridan, Wyoming.

 

The Wyoming Labour Department got a tip that

 

he was not paying proper wages to his

 

help and sent an investigator out to interview him.

 

"I need a list of your employees and

 

how much you pay them," demanded the investigator.

 

"Well," replied the rancher,

 

"there's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years.

 

I pay him $1200 a week plus free room and board.

 

The cook has been here for 18 months,

 

and I pay her $1000 per week plus free room and board.

 

Then there's the half-wit.

 

He works about 18 hours every day,

 

with no days off, and does about 90%

 

of all the work around here.

 

He makes about $10 per week and

 

pays his own room and board.

 

But, I buy him a bottle of bourbon

 

every Saturday night, and he also

 

sleeps with my wife occasionally."

 

"That's the guy I want to talk to...

 

the half-wit,"

 

says the investigator.

 

"You're talking to him,"

 

replied the rancher.

 

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