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Added on: 20th Jun 2013

Mrs. Donovan was walking down
O'Connell Street in Dublin when
She met up with Father Flaherty.
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The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin'
To ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan
And didn't I marry ye and yer
Hoosband two years ago?'
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She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.'
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The Father asked, 'And be there
Any wee little ones yet?'
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She replied, 'No, not yet, Father.'
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The Father said, 'Well now,
I'm going to Rome next week
And I'll light a candle for ye
And yer hoosband.'
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She replied, 'Oh, thank ye, Father.'
They then parted ways.
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Some years later they met again.
The Father asked, 'Well now,
Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?'
She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!'
The Father asked, 'And tell me ,
Have ye any wee ones yet?'
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She replied, 'Oh yes, Father!
Two sets of twins and six singles,
Ten in all!'
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The Father said, 'That's wonderful!
How is yer loving hoosband doing?'
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She replied, 'E's gone to Rome
To blow out yer fookin' candle.' 


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