INVESTMENT BY THE WIFE

THE LAWYER SAYS TO THE

WEALTHY ART COLLECTOR TYCOON: 

"I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS AND

I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS."

THE TYCOON REPLIES:

"I'VE HAD AN AWFUL DAY,

LET'S HEAR THE GOOD NEWS FIRST.

THE LAWYER SAYS: 

"WELL YOUR WIFE INVESTED $5,000

IN TWO PICTURES THIS WEEK

THAT SHE FIGURES ARE WORTH A

MINIMUM OF $2 TO $3 MILLION."

THE TYCOON REPLIES ENTHUSIASTICALLY: 

"WELL DONE. VERY GOOD NEWS INDEED!

YOU'VE JUST MADE MY DAY;

NOW WHAT'S THE BAD NEWS?"

THE LAWYER ANSWERS: 

"THE PICTURES ARE OF YOU WITH YOUR SECRETARY."