ODD TOYS

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It’s basically a piggy bank with a face so kids insert their coins

in the face’s mouth and it then proceeds to swallow the money.

Sets a good example right?

DOGGIE DOO

Like flatulent doll, Doggie Doo tries to keep things real…very real.

At least kids might learn to be responsible citizens when they learn

to pick up after Fido.

MINIATURE MCDONALD’S

Want to prepare your kids for a lucrative career as a burger flipper?

Well look no further, miniature McDonalds to the rescue.

GIANT MICROBES

Hailed by none other than the New York Museum of Modern Art, these

giant plush microbes make playing with bacteria and viruses fun!

Just remember to wash your hands before dinner.

FLOATING MICRO TOYS

Pay 6 dollars and you can have a rubber looking squid thing

floating around in your drink. Or at least that’s what the

manufacturer claims you’re supposed to do with it.

Why? We have no clue.

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Leave it to China to come up with something like this.

THE KABA KICK TOY

It’s basically Russian Roulette with a Nerf gun.

Way to go unknown toy manufacturer.