AN APPLE, BANANA AND PENIS

AN APPLE, A BANANA AND A PENIS

GOT INTO AN ARGUMENT ONE DAY.

THE APPLE SAYS SADLY

"I HAVE THE WORST LIFE EVER.

PEOPLE TAKE ONE BITE OF ME AND

THROW ME ON THE GROUND."

THE BANANA SAYS

"YOU THINK THATS BAD?

PEOPLE TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES, 

EAT MY INSIDES AND LEAVE MY

CLOTHES ON THE FLOOR."

THE PENIS LAUGHS.

"YOU GUYS HAVE IT EASY.

YOU TRY HAVING PEOPLE STICKING YOU IN

DARK, WET CAVES,

PUTTING BAGS OVER YOUR HEAD,

MESSAGING YOU FOR HOURS AND

 MAKING YOU DO PUSH-UPS UNTIL

YOU THROW UP!"