MOMMY'S BLACK SPONGE

LITTLE JOHNNY SEES HIS MOTHER WALK

OUT OF THE SHOWER AND SEES HER VAGINA.

HE ASKS HER WHAT IT IS AND SHE

EMBARRASSED REPLIES,

"OH, THAT'S MOMMY'S BLACK SPONGE."

A FEW DAYS LATER,

JOHNNY SPILLS A GLASS OF MILK 

ON THE FLOOR AND SAYS,

"MOMMY,

I NEED YOUR BLACK SPONGE

TO MOP UP THE MILK!"

SHE REPLIES,

"I LOST IT, HONEY."

A COUPLE OF DAYS LATER,

HE COMES RUNNING UP TO HER AND SAYS,

"MOMMY,

I FOUND YOUR BLACK SPONGE!"

MYSTIFIED, SHE SAYS,

"WHERE, HONEY?"

LITTLE JOHNNY SAYS,

"IT'S OVER AT MRS. JOHNSON'S HOUSE

AND DADDY'S WASHING HIS FACE IN IT!"