TWO CANDY'S
Added on: 23rd May 2015
A janitor is cleaning the church,
when suddenly the priest runs
out if the confession booth.
He bumps into the janitor and tells
him to cover for him because
he had run to the bathroom.
Surprised, the janitor tells the
priest that he doesn't know
anything about confessions.
The priest hands him a sheet of paper
and tells him to find the sin on the list
and it will tell you how many Hail Mary's to give.
So the janitor goes in
a lady goes in for her confession.
She says,
"I'm cheating on my husband."
The janitor thinks, says it's adultery
and looks it up on the paper,
that'll be two Hail Mary's
The lady says,
"That's not all, I also slept with him."
The janitor thinks again, says it's adultery
and looks it up in the paper,
that'll be two more Hail Mary's.
Then she says,
"I also gave him a blowjob."
The janitor looks on the paper
and can't find the word "blowjob".
He gets nervous and runs out of
the booth looking for help.
He finally reaches a little altar boy and asks him,
"What does the priest usually give for a blowjob?"
The little altar boy looks at him and says,
"Two candy’s"
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