THE PICKLED PENIS
Added on: 1st Jun 2015
There was this lady who really
wanted to have sex
but she was too scared to ask
her husband
so she went to a gypsy
and told her the problem.
The gypsy rummaged around in
a chest and pulled out a pickle jar
with a penis in it, and said
"All you have to do is open
the jar and say
“Pickle penis my vagina”
and it will start having sex with you".
So later she tries out the
pickle penis and it works great.
That was until her husband
walks in and he shouts
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT"
and the woman says
"It's a pickled penis"
Unfortunately her husband replied
"PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"
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