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THE PICKLED PENIS

Added on: 1st Jun 2015

 

There was this lady who really

wanted to have sex

but she was too scared to ask

her husband

so she went to a gypsy

and told her the problem.

 

The gypsy rummaged around in

a chest and pulled out a pickle jar

with a penis in it, and said

"All you have to do is open 

the jar and say

“Pickle penis my vagina”

and it will start having sex with you".

 

So later she tries out the

pickle penis and it works great.

That was until her husband

walks in and he shouts

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT"

and the woman says

"It's a pickled penis"

 

Unfortunately her husband replied

"PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"

 

penis animated GIF

 


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