GUESS MY AGE
Added on: 2nd Jun 2015
A man decides to have a
face-lift for his birthday.
He spends £5,000 and feels
really good about the results.
On his way home,
he stops at a news stand
and buys a paper.
he says to the sales clerk,
"I hope you don't mind me asking,
but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35," was the reply.
"I'm actually 47," the man says,
feeling really happy.
After that, he goes into McDonalds
for lunch and asks the clerk
the same question.
The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".
"I am actually 47."
Later, while standing at a bus stop,
he asks an old woman the same question.
She replies, "I am 85 years old
and my eyesight is going.
But when I was young, there was a
sure way of telling a man's age.
If I put my hand down your pants and
play with your balls for 10 minutes,
I will be able to tell you your exact age."
As there was no one around,
the man thinks, What the hell and
lets her slip her hand down his pants.
Ten minutes later, the old lady says,
"Okay, it's done. You are 47."
Stunned, the man says,
"That was brilliant.
How did you do that?"
The old lady replies,
"I was behind you at McDonalds."