HARD MARINES

It was 5:00 in the morning at the

U.S. Marine boot camp,

well below freezing

and the soldiers were asleep

in their barracks.

The drill sergeant walks in and bellows,

"This is an inspection!

I want to see you all formed up

outside butt naked NOW!"

So, the soldier's quickly jumped out of bed,

naked and shivering, and ran

outside to form up in their three ranks.

The Sergeant walked out and yells,

"Close up the ranks,

conserve your body heat!"

So they close in slightly...

The captain comes along

with his swagger stick.

He goes to the first soldier and

whacks him right across the chest with it.

"DID THAT HURT?" he yells.

"No, Sir!" came the reply.

"Why not?"

"Because I'm a U.S. Marine, Sir!"

The captain is impressed and

walks on to the next man.

He takes the stick and whacks the

soldier right across the rear.

"Did THAT hurt?"

"No, Sir!"

"Why not?"

"Because I'm a U.S. Marine, Sir!"

Still extremely impressed,

the captain walks to the third guy

and sees he has an enormous erection.

Naturally, he gave his target a huge WHACK

with the swagger stick.

"Did THAT hurt?"

"No, Sir!"

"Why not?"

"Because it belongs to the guy behind me, Sir!"