LITTLE JOHNNY PARKS HIS CAR

Little Johnny awoke one night to hear

strange noises coming from his

parent’s bedroom.

When he opened the door his

dad was on his mum naked .

He said" Dad what are you and mum doing?

His dad told him "I'm parking my

car in yours mum's garage.

Go back to bed."

Well the next day, the girl next door

came over to play with Johnny.

He said " I have a new game for us to play."

What's it called the girl replied .

It's called parking the car .

Do you want to try it he said.

Sure said the little girl.

Well Johnny tells her how to play

and they get off to a good start.

A few minutes later all you can here is

little Johnny screaming .

His mum rushes into the room and says"

what the hell is going on here?.

The girl tries her best to explain.

She said

"You see we were playing park the car

and Johnny got his car all most all the way in.

The back tyres wouldn’t fit

so I cut them off!