LITTLE JOHNNY PARKS HIS CAR
Added on: 6th Jun 2015
Little Johnny awoke one night to hear
strange noises coming from his
When he opened the door his
dad was on his mum naked .
He said" Dad what are you and mum doing?
His dad told him "I'm parking my
car in yours mum's garage.
Go back to bed."
Well the next day, the girl next door
came over to play with Johnny.
He said " I have a new game for us to play."
What's it called the girl replied .
It's called parking the car .
Do you want to try it he said.
Sure said the little girl.
Well Johnny tells her how to play
and they get off to a good start.
A few minutes later all you can here is
little Johnny screaming .
His mum rushes into the room and says"
what the hell is going on here?.
The girl tries her best to explain.
"You see we were playing park the car
and Johnny got his car all most all the way in.
The back tyres wouldn’t fit
so I cut them off!