JOHNNY AT THE PARK
Added on: 7th Jun 2015
Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car
passing the playground and
going into the woods.
Curious, he follows the car and
sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.
Johnny finds this so exciting and
can barely contain himself as he runs
home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.
"MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE
PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND...."
Mommy tells him to slow down,
but that she wants to hear the story.
So Johnny tells her.
"I was at the playground and I
saw Daddy's car go into the
woods with Aunt Jane.
I went to look and Daddy was giving
Aunt Jane a big kiss,
then he helped her take off her shirt,
then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take
his pants off, then Aunt Jane
laid down on the seat, then Daddy...."
At this point, Mommy cut him off and said,
"Johnny, this is such an interesting story,
suppose you save the rest of it for supper time.
I want to see the look on Daddy's
face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table,
Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story.
He describes the car into the woods,
the undressing, laying down on the seat, and,
"Then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same
thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do
when Daddy was in the Army."