LITTLE JOHNNY AND LUCY

Little Lucy was not the best 

student in Sunday school.

Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on

her while she was napping,

"Tell me, Lucy, who created the universe?"

When Lucy didn't stir,

little Johnny, a boy seated in

the chair behind her,

took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

"GOD ALMIGHTY!"

shouted Lucy and the teacher said,

"Very good" and Lucy fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Lucy,

"Who is our Lord and Saviour,"

But, Lucy didn't even stir from her slumber.

Once again, Johnny came to the rescue

and jabber her with the pin again.

'JESUS CHRIST!"

shouted Lucy and the teacher said,

"very good," and Lucy fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Lucy a third question.

"What did Eve say to Adam after

she had her twenty-third child?"

And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Lucy jumped up and shouted,

"IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING

IN ME ONE MORE TIME,

I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND

STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"

The Teacher fainted.