IN TOO FAR
Added on: 9th Jun 2015
A young man was showing off his
new sports car to his girlfriend.
She was thrilled at the speed.
"If I do 200mph,
will you take off your clothes?" he asked.
"Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend.
And as he gets up to 200,
she peeled off all her clothes.
Unable to keep his eyes on the road,
the car skidded onto some gravel and
The naked girl was thrown clear,
but he was jammed underneath
the steering wheel.
"Go and get help!" he cried.
"But I can't.
I'm naked and my clothes are gone!"
"Take my shoe", he said,
"and cover yourself."
Holding the shoe over her pubes,
the girl ran down the road and
found a service station.
Still holding the shoe between her legs,
she pleaded to the service station proprietor,
"Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!"
The proprietor looked at the shoe and said,
"There's nothing I can do...he's in too far."