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THREE DAUGHTERS

Added on: 12th Jun 2015

 

There were three daughters and

they all wanted to get married

but they couldn't afford it and

neither could their parents.

 

So the parents said

"We will give you all a joint wedding

and then you will all be able to get married".

 

So they got married and all three daughters

then said "I want a honeymoon

but we can’t afford it".

 

The parents couldn't afford it either

so they decided they would have the

honeymoon at their Parents house.

 

On their honeymoon night their mother

woke up and decided to go

downstairs and get a drink.

 

On the way down she heard the 

first daughter screaming

but she juts ignored it.

 

When she reached the second daughter’s

bedroom she could hear laughing

and just ignored it.

 

When she reached the third daughter’s

room she could hear nothing

and decided 2 ignore it.

 

The next morning at the breakfast table 

she said to the first daughter 

"Why were you screaming?".

And the daughter replied

"Well mother you told me to

scream when something hurt."

 

Then the mother said to the second daughter

"Why were you laughing last night?"

and the daughter replied

"Mother you told me to laugh

when something tickled".

 

Then the mother said to the last daughter

"Why didn't I hear anything coming from

your room last night?"

and the daughter replied

"Well mother you told me never

to talk with my mouth full".

 

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