THREE DAUGHTERS
Added on: 12th Jun 2015
There were three daughters and
they all wanted to get married
but they couldn't afford it and
neither could their parents.
So the parents said
"We will give you all a joint wedding
and then you will all be able to get married".
So they got married and all three daughters
then said "I want a honeymoon
but we can’t afford it".
The parents couldn't afford it either
so they decided they would have the
honeymoon at their Parents house.
On their honeymoon night their mother
woke up and decided to go
downstairs and get a drink.
On the way down she heard the
first daughter screaming
but she juts ignored it.
When she reached the second daughter’s
bedroom she could hear laughing
and just ignored it.
When she reached the third daughter’s
room she could hear nothing
and decided 2 ignore it.
The next morning at the breakfast table
she said to the first daughter
"Why were you screaming?".
And the daughter replied
"Well mother you told me to
scream when something hurt."
Then the mother said to the second daughter
"Why were you laughing last night?"
and the daughter replied
"Mother you told me to laugh
when something tickled".
Then the mother said to the last daughter
"Why didn't I hear anything coming from
your room last night?"
and the daughter replied
"Well mother you told me never
to talk with my mouth full".
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