THE PICKLE MAN
Added on: 15th Jun 2015
This couple comes to a new town and
the guy gets a job at the local pickle factory.
A few years go by and each year he wins
the employee of the year award.
One day in the 3rd year,
he comes home looking all depressed.
His wife asks him what the matter is,
to which he responds that he got fired.
"FIRED?!? How can you get fired,
you're always employee of the year!!"
she asked, stunned.
To this he responds that he had another
fantasy that he needed to fulfil
and it got him fired...
"Oh no, not again...
What did you do this time?" she asks.
Well, I always fantasized about sticking
my willy in the pickle slicer.
He blushed and replied,
"Well, yes I did."
Then she asks,
"Did it hurt?"
"No, no really," answers the man.
Puzzled she then asks,
"Well what happened to the pickle slicer??"
"Oh, *she* got fired too!"