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THE PICKLE MAN

Added on: 15th Jun 2015

 

This couple comes to a new town and

the guy gets a job at the local pickle factory.

 

A few years go by and each year he wins

the employee of the year award.

 

One day in the 3rd year,

he comes home looking all depressed.

 

His wife asks him what the matter is,

to which he responds that he got fired.

 

"FIRED?!? How can you get fired,

you're always employee of the year!!"

she asked, stunned.

 

To this he responds that he had another

fantasy that he needed to fulfil

and it got him fired...

 

"Oh no, not again...

What did you do this time?" she asks.

 

Well, I always fantasized about sticking

my willy in the pickle slicer.

 

"You didn't!"

she hoped.

 

He blushed and replied,

"Well, yes I did."

 

Then she asks,

"Did it hurt?"

 

"No, no really," answers the man.

 

Puzzled she then asks,

"Well what happened to the pickle slicer??"

 

He answers,

"Oh, *she* got fired too!"

 

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