Bad Dog Needs Rotten Home



Added on: 14th Jun 2015



A hippie gets onto a bus and sits

next to a nun in the front seat.


The hippie looks over and asks the

nun if she would have sex with him.


The nun, surprised by the question,

politely declines and gets off at the next stop.


When the bus starts again,

the bus driver says to the hippie,

"If you want, I can tell you how you

can get that nun to have sex with you."


The hippie of course says that he'd love to know,

so the bus driver tells him that every 

Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes

to the cemetery to pray to the lord.

"If you went dressed in robes and

some glowing powder," says the bus driver,

"You could tell her you were God and

command her to have sex with you."


The hippie decides to try this out.

That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery

and waits for the nun.

Right on schedule, the nun shows up.

While she's in the middle of praying,

the hippie walks out from hiding,

in robes and glowing with a mask of god.

"I am God, I have heard your prayers 

and I will answer them but you

must have sex with me first," he says.


The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so

she might keep her virginity.


The hippie agrees to this and quickly

sets about having sex with the nun.


After the hippie finishes,

he rips off his mask and shouts out,

"Ha, ha, I'm the hippie! "


The nun replies by whipping off

her mask and shouting,

"Ha, ha, I'm the bus driver!"




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