NO TALKING FOR THIRTY DAYS

One night a man walks into

a bar looking sad.

The bartender asks the man what he wants.

The man says "Oh just a beer".

The bartender asked the man

"What is wrong, why are you so down today?".

The man said

"My wife and I got into a fight

and she said she wouldn’t talk

to me for a month".

The bartender said

"So what is wrong with that"?

The man said

"Well the month is up tonight".