Added on: 18th Jun 2015
The policeman had the pub under
surveillance a few minutes before closing time,
so he could see who comes out drunk.
The first one came out the door at 2:00 o'clock
weaved down the sidewalk,
then fell on the curb.
Sluggishly got up, then tried his keys
in five cars before finding his own car.
Once inside his car,
he fumbled with his keys for 2 or 3 minutes.
Meanwhile, all the club patrons had got
into their cars and driven away,
leaving this one fellow quite
alone in the parking lot.
Finally, he got his car started and
began to very slowly drive away.
Immediately, the police car was
behind him with lights flashing.
The policeman asked the man to take
a breathalyser test,
to which he readily agreed.
When the reading was 0.0%,
the policeman said,
"How can this be?"
To which the man replied,
I'm the designated decoy."