Added on: 23rd Jun 2015
Adam was walking around the
Garden of Eden feeling very lonely,
so God asked Adam,
"What is wrong with you?"
"Lord, I don't have anyone to talk to."
"Then I will give you a companion
and she will be called a 'woman'.
This person will cook for you
and wash your clothes,
she will always agree with every decision you make.
She will bear your children
and never ask you to get up
in the middle of the night to take care of them.
She will not nag you
and will always be the first to admit she
was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will never have a headache
and will freely give 'love' and
compassion whenever needed.
She will never question your behaviour
or the company you keep.
She will support you and understand
that you have important decisions to make
throughout your life and don't have time for nonsense..."
Adam asked God,
"What will this woman cost?"
"An arm and a leg..."
"What can I get for just a rib?"