THE BLONDE ON AN AEROPLANE

A blonde gets on a plane and sits

in the first available seat.

The flight attendant comes

around checking tickets.

She looks at the blonde woman's

ticket and tells the blonde;

"ma'am you can't sit here, your ticket says

coach and this is first class.

Please move to the back of the plane"

The blonde replies

"I'm a blonde, I'm smart and have a good job.

I'm not moving until the plane arrives in Jamaica"

So the flight attendant,

now hot under the collar at the blonde's response,

goes to another flight attendant and

tells him what happened.

So he goes up to her and asks her

to move to the back of the plane.

She then responds 

"I'm a blonde, I'm smart and have a good job.

I'm not moving until the plane arrives in Jamaica".

So the two flight attendants are steaming mad

and they go to the co-pilot and

tell him what is going on.

He comes back to where the blonde is sitting

leans over and whispers something in her ear.

The two flight attendants were astonished

when the blonde abruptly got up from

her seat and moved to the back of the plane.

The flight attendants looked at each other

and then at the co-pilot and asked

him what he told her.

The co-pilot, feeling good about himself told them

"oh, this happened a while back with someone else.

I just simply told the woman that the front

half of the plane wasn't going to Jamaica".