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A child's boots......

Added on: 22nd Jun 2013


Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one!

Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her primary

students put on his boots,

Even with her pulling, and him pushing, the little boots still didn't

want to go on.

Finally, when the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat.

She almost cried when the little boy said, 'Teacher, they're on the

wrong  feet.'

She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling

the  boots off than it was putting them on.

She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots

back on, this time on the right feet. he then announced, 'These aren't

my boots.'

She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream,

'Why  didn't you say so?' like she wanted to.

Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off

his  little feet.

No sooner had they got the boots off then he said, 'They're my

brother's  boots. My Mum made me wear them.'

Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry.

She mustered up the grace and courage she had left, to wrestle the

boots on his feet again. Helping him into his coat, she asked,


'Now, where are

your mittens?'

He said, 'I stuffed them in the toes of my boots.'

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