NO EARS

A guy walks in for his interview. 

The interviewer asks,

"What is the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy responds,

"Why, You don't have any ears."

Interviewer:

"Get out! Send in the next guy."

2nd guy walks in for his interview.

The interviewer asks,

"What is the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy responds,

"Why, You don't have any ears."

Interviewer:

"Get out! Send in the next guy."

This guy on the way out says to the 3rd guy

"Whatever you do, don't say anything

about his not having any ears.

He will kick you right out."

The 3rd guy walks in for his interview.

The interviewer asks,

"What is the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy looks at the interviewer intently

for a few seconds and responds,

"Why, you wear contact lenses don't you."

The interviewer says,

"That's impressive that you're so observant.

How could you tell I wear contact lenses?"

The 3rd guy replies

"Because you don't have any damn

 ears to hang glasses on."