DUCK CALL

One day a lady went into a fishing shop

 to buy her husband a fishing rod

for his birthday.

She picked up a really nice looking rod

and asked the salesman how much it was. 

The sales man says,

"I am blind but if you give me the rod

I can tell how much it is by the weight."

So the lady gives him the rod and he says,

"That rod is worth £45."

She was amazed at how cheap that was.

So then she picked up another really nice rod,

hands it to the man and he says,

"This rod is worth £55."

she decided that was also really cheap.

And then she picks the nicest looking rod

in the place and handed it to the man and he says,

"This rod is our best and it is £70."

She told him that she would take it.

As the fishing rod was being rung up on the till,

she had to fart really, really badly.

She decided since the man was blind that it

really wouldn't matter if she farted in

front of him so she just let it loose.

All of a sudden the man says,

"It all comes up to £80."

Confused the lady says to him,

"But you said the fishing rod was only £70."

He said, "It is.

Its £70 for the fishing rod and

£10 for the duck call."