BAR CHALLENGE
Added on: 9th Jul 2015
A new guy in town walks into a bar and
reads a sign that hangs over the bar.
FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON
WHO CAN PASS OUR TEST!
So the guy asks the bartender
what the test is.
The Bartender replies
"Well, first you have to drink that
whole gallon of pepper tequila,
the whole thing at once and
you can't make a face while doing it.
Second, there's a 'gator out back
with a sore tooth...
you have to remove it with your bare hands.
Third, there's a woman up-stairs
who's never had an orgasm.
You gotta make things right for her."
The guy says,
"Well, as much as I would love free beer,
I won't do it.
You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of
pepper tequila and then get crazier from there.
Well, as time goes on and the
man drinks a few, he asks,
"Wherez zat teeqeelah?"
He grabs the gallon of tequilla with
both hands, and downs it with a big slurp
with tears streaming down his face.
Next, he staggers out back and
soon all the people inside hear the
most frightening roaring and thumping,
then silence.
The man staggers back into the bar,
his shirt ripped and big scratches
all over his body.
"Now" he says
"Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
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