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THE GARDEN OF EDEN

Added on: 13th Jul 2015

 

One day in the Garden of Eden,

Eve calls out to God,

"Lord, I have a problem!"

"What's the problem, Eve?"

 

"Lord, I know you've created me and

have provided this beautiful garden

and all of these wonderful animals

and that hilarious comedy snake,

but I'm just not happy."

 

"Why is that, Eve?"

came the reply from above.

 

"Lord, I am lonely.

And I'm sick to death of apples."

 

"Well, Eve, in that case,

I have a solution.

I shall create a man for you."

 

"What's a 'man', Lord?"

 

"This man will be a flawed creature,

with aggressive tendencies,

an enormous ego

and an inability to empathize

or listen to you properly.

All in all, he'll give you a hard time.

But, he'll be bigger and faster and

more muscular than you.

He'll be really good at fighting and

kicking a ball about and

hunting fleet-footed ruminants

and not altogether bad in the sack."

 

"Sounds great," says Eve,

with an ironically raised eyebrow.

 

"Yeah, well.

He's better than a poke in the

eye with a burnt stick.

But, you can have him on one condition."

 

"What's that, Lord?"

 

"You'll have to let him believe

that I made him first."

 

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