HILLBILLY STRIPTEASE
Added on: 14th Jul 2015
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day
when, through a gap in the door, he sees
Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease
in front of an old John Deere tractor.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette
and gently slides off first the right strap
of his overalls, followed by the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward
and in a classic striptease move,
his overalls fall down to his hips,
revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt,
he rips it apart to reveal his stained
T-shirt underneath.
With a final flourish,
he tears the T-shirt from his body
and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough,
Cletus rushes in and says,
"What the world're ya doing, Billy Bob?"
"Good grief, Cletus,
ya scared the bejeebers out of me,"
says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob ..
"But me 'n the wife been havin trouble
lately in the bedroom d'partment
and the therapist suggested I
do something sexy to a tractor."
(You may have to give this some time to sink in!)
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