JOHNNY LIKES TO GAMBLE

Little Johnny likes to gamble.

One day his dad gets a new job so

his family has to move to a new city.

Johnny's daddy thinks,

"I'll get a head start on Johnny's gambling."

So he calls the teacher and says,

"My son Johnny will be starting your

class tomorrow but he likes to gamble

 so you'll have to keep an eye on him."

The teacher says OK, she can handle it.

The next day Johnny walks into class

and hands the teacher an apple and says,

"Hi, my name is Johnny."

She says yes I know who you are.

Johnny smiles and says,

"I bet you ten dollars you've

got a mole on your butt."

The teacher thinks that she will break

his little gambling problem

so she takes him up on the bet.

She pulls her pants down and

shows him her butt and there was no mole.

That afternoon,

Johnny goes home and tells his dad

that he lost ten dollars to the teacher and why.

So his dad calls the teacher and says,

"Johnny said that he bet you that you

had a mole on your butt and he lost."

The teacher says,

"Yeah, and I think I broke his gambling problem."

Johnny's dad laughs and says,

"No you didn't,

he bet me a hundred dollars this morning

that he'd see your ass before the day was over."