A QUICKIE PLEASE
Added on: 28th Jul 2015
A man goes into a restaurant.
All the waitresses are gorgeous.
A particularly voluptuous waitress
wearing a very short skirt
comes to his table and asks,
"What would you like, sir?"
He looks at the menu and then
scans her beautiful frame top to bottom,
then answers,
"A quickie."
The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.
After she regains her composure
she returns and asks again,
"What would you like, sir?"
Again the man thoroughly checks
her out and again answers,
"A quickie, please."
This time her anger takes over,
she reaches over and slaps
him across the face with a
resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.
A man sitting at the next table
leans over and whispers,
"Um, Pal, I think it's pronounced 'quiche'."
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