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98 and no enemies

Added on: 24th Jun 2013

 98 and no enemies - human interest story

  

 All women should live so long

as to be this kind of old lady!

 Toward the end of Sunday service,

the Minister asked, ' How many of

you have forgiven your enemies? '

80% held up their hands.

 The Minister then repeated his question.

All responded this time,

except one small elderly lady.

 'Mrs. Neely?';

' Are you not willing to forgive your

enemies?

 I don't have any.

'She replied, smiling sweetly.

 'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual.

How old are you? '

 'Ninety-eight, 'she replied.

The congregation stood up

and clapped their hands.

 'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please

come down in front & tell us all how

a person can live ninety-eight years

& not have an enemy in the world? '

 The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the

 congregation, and said, 'I outlived the bitches.'


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